There’s a distinct lack of fury at the heart of Desiree Akhavan‘s The Miseducation of Cameron Post. This is worth noting, since the “gay conversion therapy” boarding school on which it focuses offers plenty to be furious about. But in adapting Emily M. Danforth‘s 2012 novel, Akhavan aims for a different tone than righteous indignation. The result is a sad, often funny, ultimately hopeful coming-of-age narrative that takes the alienations and desires of its protagonists seriously, and even extends a measure of empathy to its villains. Whether the latter deserve it may be left up to the viewer.
With cues from But I’m A Cheerleader, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, and Short Term 12, The Miseducation of Cameron Post trades the YA novel’s Montana for a generalized Rural Everywhere — it’s shot in a particularly gauzy upstate New York, where it’s always late afternoon — in the early 90s. Chloë Grace Moretz plays the lead of the title, introduced at a Church group where she flirts with Coley (Quinn Shephard) and then rushes home to passionately make out with her. Akhavan doesn’t treat this as a shocking development so much as another lazy Sunday, shot through with desire and an illicit thrill.
Neither of them is out to anyone else. The film staggers their lovemaking with brief snippets of family time and a heteronormative, recognizably dismal prom that turns disastrous when their dates catch them together, half-clothed in the backseat of a car. It’s a passionate montage of desire and despair, and a strikingly frantic opening to a film that will slow down considerably.
The narrative abruptly abandons Coley — an abruptness I admired, from a character psychology standpoint and because that’s also how memory functions sometimes — to follow Cam (as she prefers) to “God’s Promise”. A religious camp for those “suffering from same-sex attraction” (or SSA, in local jargon), God’s Promise is presided over by the benevolent, goofily guitar-strumming “ex-gay” Reverend Rick (John Gallagher Jr.). But the real power lies with its founder, his “Disney villain” sister Dr. Lydia Marsh (Jennifer Ehle). A Nurse Ratched for the teen set, the good doctor coldly presides over group therapy breakdowns and casually refuses to shorten Cam’s name because, as she notes, its abbreviated androgyny only exacerbates our hero’s identity confusion. Charming.
A quietly rebellious central trio forms as Cam befriends bad girl Jane (American Honey‘s Sasha Lane) and Adam (Forrest Goodluck), a Lakota teen who identifies as two-spirit, bonding over a shared interest in the weed the two therapy vets are growing in the nearby woods. (Unaccompanied hikes are allowed, even if the weed’s not.) There’s a real sweetness and chemistry in the group, especially between Lane and Goodluck, who heartbreakingly convey a mutual affection and instinctive understanding through small gestures and looks. Ashley Connor bathes the forest scenes in a soft light that contrasts with the dark bedrooms and clinical interiors, and Akhavan does an excellent job pacing and framing the interactions. She finds a wellspring of gallow’s humor in the uncomfortable closeness, much as she did in the very different conditions of 2014’s Appropriate Behavior.
Akhavan suffuses the material with sadness, though. The whip-smart jokes and cringe-comedy — Moretz’s hilarious “… okay” is the only possible response to being told her crush on Coley is akin to a cannibal’s desire to eat an enemy and steal their powers — alternate with a much more melancholy air, emphasized by long takes and unexpected silences. The camp’s denizens are individuals rather than sets of quirks, and Miseducation takes its time introducing them and their routines. When an entirely preventable tragedy on the outskirts of the story occurs, it’s with an air of inevitability. This is a sick hospital filled with healthy patients, tended to by, at best, woefully misguided healers.
The character of Reverend Rick, whose alleged success at praying away the gay was the impetus for the camp’s founding, is the film’s most discordant note, or at least its most surprising. As played here, he is much more tragic and pitiable than malicious. There’s a definite sense that he cares deeply, in fact. Whether or not he believes his sister’s bullshit and has truly made it his own is an open question, but it’s also irrelevant — he’s doing a great deal of harm, no matter how his motivations and psychology are parsed. The Miseducation of Cameron Post is arguably over-kind to him, but give the film points for avoiding the easy out.
If The Miseducation of Cameron Post is sometimes curiously lacking in outrage at outrageous circumstances, its eyes are wide open to this shared sorrow. In the grips of the social and hormonal pressures of adolescence, most teens already feel they’re not quite right, that something inside of them is different, or broken. These teens are told God agrees. The cruelty really doesn’t need to be shouted. It’s everywhere the characters look.
Except, of course, in each other. Without overstatement or false promises, The Miseducation of Cameron Post finds hope in its protagonists’ fugitive moments, along with danger. The world of God’s Promise is a paragon of inauthenticity, and the one outside its gates is fraught and scary, but their solidarity is real.

We know Toller is a broken man long before we hear about his past. With a nod to
The listlessness is broken up by the introduction of a pregnant parishioner, Mary (natch), played by
There’s an 8-year-old girl, Katy (
This leaves out a number of subplots that surface for a while and exist mostly to keep the opening and closing credits a little farther apart.
All of this returns me to the opening question: How would we take this film, unadorned by cult apparatus? How would it have been taken if it hadn’t been so hard to track down for so long, if it were available at every Blockbuster? Would it have a mystique still, or would it just be one more wandering, mediocre horror movie?



But for the youth of ’68, raised on the
In other words, outnumbering adults 5 to 1, the youth of ’68 wanted the world and they wanted it now. It’s perhaps useful to move out of the cobblestone riot streets of Paris to get a perspective on the aesthetic revolutions of that moment. Two films, one American and one from the U.K., can help.
Wild In The Streets is about the meteoric rise of Max Frost, who escapes a childhood of suburban drudgery and Freudian overstatement to become the Lizard King-like frontman of a rock outfit. (They sound like
For a while. After getting Holbrook elected, they campaign for one of their own – the film’s most memorable sequence involves their newly elected spokeswoman, with a three-pointed hat and a tambourine, declaring to Congress that “America’s greatest contribution has been to teach the world that getting old is such a drag.” From there, it’s on to the Frost Presidency and the … re-education camps. Wild In The Streets beat Jello Biafra to this particular joke by a decade, though the “hippie fascists” here really only mean to get the olds out of the way. The rivers are spiked with LSD, the camps don’t feature any possibility of exit, and Hawaii, the only state that resisted Frost’s shamanic charms electorally, is effectively drugged into oblivion.
The rest of the world is only briefly mentioned, in that typically American fashion; we never find out how revolutionaries elsewhere respond to the youth takeover, and the whole freaky endeavor seems a lot more like the following year’s
Power too is fractured, and that’s where Anderson’s anxieties prove most resonant. The face of authority in If… is less the tyrannical schoolmasters – they seem, for the most part, oblivious and irrelevant – than the Whips that serve them like prison guards.
Rashomon
So I was surprised by the reality of
This changes the entire tone of the work. What we are dealing with is far more than just the evil that people do. We are dealing with the impossibility of collective knowledge at all, of even comprehending what biases there are for which we need to correct. This is the meaning of the priest’s crisis as the film opens: the soul is not even a Protestant source of evil, but is simply unknowable and baffling.
After founding the
Is it too much to say that the Cinémathèque’s post-war screenings created the New Wave? New Wavers themselves certainly thought so. The doc points out that Langlois’ obsessive programming made authorial stamps across a diffuse body of work so obvious that
Imagine the ouster of a cinema director, archivist, and programmer leading to buildings seized by the people in protest, imagine the riot police being called, imagine throngs of film-lovers armed with sticks and prepared for physical confrontation in defense of art. Of art!
It’s silly. Of course, it’s silly. That horrific availability also means wonderfully expanded viewing opportunities, a democratized audience, a democratized universe of voices (or as much aesthetic democracy as capital opts to permit). In one interview, Langlois celebrates the development of newer, cheaper cameras – “we have writers because everyone can write,” he notes cheerfully. It’s not difficult to imagine his possible excitement at the iPhone releases of a
This isn’t really a
Prey At Night
As David “No, Not That David Simon” Simon pointed out to me, these are effectively the same movie, or more specifically that Be Cool is like the simultaneously gaunt and over-stuffed shadow of its predecessor, hitting all the same beats except more stupider, like a toddler listening attentively to a song and then trying to bang it out himself on a plastic xylophone while John Travolta nods arhythmically, in a doomed attempt to seem more human and less Travoltish. It doesn’t work, is what I’m saying.
Be Cool was decidedly less fortunate. (Who, by the way, spent the previous 10 years hoping to check in on Travolta’s irritatingly-named Chili Palmer?) For one thing, it replaces Sonnenfeld with
For much of the rest of its strikingly uncool playing time, Be Cool seems to have resulted from a dare to see how much racist and homophobic content a 2005 film featuring John Travolta,
Be Cool is curiously obsessed with demonstrating its pop culture bona fides through cameos that must’ve seemed strange even at the time, winking appearances that don’t scream “insider!” so much as “available that day, and probably most days!” Fred Durst is there, and Gene Simmons. The Black Eyed Peas feature prominently, alongside Wyclef and Steven Tyler (of Aerosmith, the band).
Branagh’s Poirot is not simply awful because he is different from Christie’s novels; he is awful because he is different in ways that serve only to make him more boring. This Poirot takes time out to stare longingly at a picture of a lost love (who has no particular characteristics except being lost and being loved), when the original Poirot seems to have misplaced his penis and never spent much time trying to find it. This Poirot repeatedly gets into fights and chases. This Poirot is stern and serious and interrogates his suspects like
Orient
Well, it doesn’t and it won’t. Instead, A Wrinkle In Time and its team will have to settle for being an entertaining, visually-stunning kid’s movie stamped by a personal vision and aimed at youthful audiences who don’t often see themselves on screen.
Dad’s tragic absence, and the quest to find him across space and time, drives the narrative. After a brief check-in regarding Meg’s struggles in school four years later, a hero’s journey is set in motion by the unexpected arrival of a strangely-clad woman named Mrs. Whatsit (
Still, amid the unsteady pacing, there are some glorious images. In order to find Dad, the trio is introduced to the tesseract, a space-time continuum, the title’s “wrinkle.” They fly across alien skies, interact with sentient flowers, hang out with a very funny
Is it weird that Witherspoon, Kaling, and Winfrey, the ostensible draws, make the least impact and are the least developed characters, apart from Mbatha-Raw? Functioning,